i wonder...

How come no one I know calls me chocolate bear?

Seriously, these are the kinds of questions that keep me awake into the wee hours of the morning. I mean, Turk and I have so many similarities! We're both dark skinned; both impeccibly fine specimens of the male species. We both shave our head, both have shiny heads ("hey, you're right, I can see my reflection in it!"), and both keep those wonderful domes well moisturised and looked after.

So if he can have Zach Braff walking up to him on a morning shift, calling him chocolate bear, and asking whether he's waxed his head today so he can steal some wax for his hair, why can't I?!